"Well, if I were in charge, they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists."
Sarah Palin said that in a speech at the NRA convention last weekend.
I think I underestimated Sarah Palin by dismissing her as an idiot. That is a lot of wow packed into just one single sentence.
Putting aside the immortality of torture, baptizing Muslim terrorists into Christianity while being waterboarded brings a whole new level to their torture. Plus it provides an environmentally friendly double dip with the water usage, so to speak. She's a genius, an evil genius.